Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Dragonball Z Episode 3 Review: "Unlikely Alliance"


  And so starts Piccolo’s journey into becoming one of the good guys. It’s kind of like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first two Terminator movies. He was a pretty good villain, but he made one hell of an entertaining hero when the second one came around. Likewise, Piccolo was a good final villain for Dragonball, but Z was where he was truly able to shine as a member of the Z Fighters. Even though Krillin doesn’t trust him, Roshi’s psyched as hell—the two most powerful fighters on Earth teaming up to take on this new threat makes it possible that the planet won’t be destroyed after all. It’s weird that Roshi’s the excited one, though, because he was scared as hell back in DB when the King Piccolo arc started.

  The alliance is, of course, borne purely of pragmatism. Goku and Piccolo both tried to go it alone against Raditz, and both didn’t even scratch him. All Raditz got out of both encounters was a few singed leg hairs and a nephew trapped in his space pod. So if they combined their powers, Piccolo reasons, they might have a slim chance. Goku doesn’t really trust Piccolo, but understands that this is the best chance he’s got to get back his son. It’s a classic trope of a villain teaming up with the heroes to face a greater evil that has come from seemingly nowhere, and this is one of the cases where the villain actually switches sides permanently. Piccolo’s insistence that he’s still going to try and take over the world is hollow and feels almost out of place when future events are taken into consideration.

  It’s damn lucky for the two of them that Gohan was wearing a hat with a dragon ball stitched on top when Raditz kidnapped him, and that the hat didn’t fly off during the flight back to the space pod. Goku takes the dragon radar and tracks them down with it, the idea having come from Bulma—ever the brains of the outfit. People don’t give Bulma enough credit sometimes; there are so many instances in this show where the characters would be totally fucked without her technology, in particular the dragon radar, which is the only reason any of them were ever able to pursue and acquire the seven magic balls. But, I digress.

  Piccolo is an intelligent bastard, something we’ll see time and time again throughout the series. When Goku brings up the idea of doing a sneak attack on Raditz—an understandable strategy, considering where direct attacks got them—Piccolo tells him it’s a no-go because of the device on Raditz’s face that allows him to sense power levels. The scouter is and has always been a barely-effective crutch for the villains of DBZ. Sure, they can tell you something strong is coming, but they have a piss-poor effectiveness rate when it comes to truly gauging the strength of an opponent. By the time Frieza confronts the Z Warriors face-to-face, the scouters have been proven ineffective and are discarded, with one brief exception, for the rest of the show. After all, most everyone—including many of the villains—can sense power levels without the help of a machine by then.

  Raditz is almost kinda cute with Gohan in this episode. I say “almost” and “kinda” because the larger subtext of “I will kill you if your father fucks up” never leaves their scenes together. Raditz chunks Gohan unceremoniously into his space pod, where he then finds out the crying, defenseless boy has a power level of… 710? The thought is so absurd to Raditz, he immediately faults the scouter itself, declaring it broken. After all, Raditz’s power level is generally measured as somewhere between 1,200 and 1,500, and he’s a powerful adult Saiyan. There’s just no way that…

  Uh-oh. Raditz picks up another large power level, this time far in the distant sky, and just as he’s about to write it off as another scouter malfunction, Goku and Piccolo land. The power level was both of theirs combined. Raditz looks back at his space pod in horror, unable to imagine that Gohan’s earlier power reading was accurate after all. It brings to mind the exchange between Goku and Captain Ginyu much later in the series, where Ginyu watches in absolute slack-jawed disbelief as Goku’s power level increases farther and farther, surpassing his own and entering the stratosphere.

  Goku and Piccolo gain small increases in power when they take off their weighted clothing, but Raditz is undaunted, claiming he’s still “ten times stronger” than the both of them, a claim that is hyperbolic (not like the time chamber) but steeped in some truth. By the end of their brief skirmish, as the narrator starts speaking, it’s clear to the audience that Raditz is still going to be a major, major struggle for Goku and Piccolo to overcome, out-speeding them both at the same time, smirk not leaving his face. Goku and Piccolo may have been big shit at the end of the last series, the two greatest powers on the planet Earth, but as is common in this show, something has come completely out of nowhere to prove that there are plateaus they haven’t even begun to imagine, let alone reach. It will take a combination of trickery and sheer luck for the two of them to overcome Raditz, and he’s just the first of a long fucking set of stairs.

  This is another one of those points where I have to wonder what people were thinking when this first aired. With Raditz being the brother of Goku and being introduced as such an important and powerful character, it would seem like he might turn out to have way more importance than he actually does. Arguably, Raditz’s main role in the show is just to be the catalyst for every future event leading up to the Frieza saga, as well as the guy who pretty much dumps all the information on Goku that he needs to truly understand who he is, where he comes from, and what he will eventually have to do on Namek.

(Rank: 3/5)

Stray Observations

--“Please, brother, show some… pride.” There’s something sad about the way Raditz delivers that line, as if he truly is disappointed, not just amused, that his brother turned out to be such a softie. It makes sense, considering there aren’t exactly a wealth of Saiyans left, and with no female Saiyans around, there will never be other pure-bloods again.

--So, the truck that Raditz is hanging out near is a Chevy, left behind by the farmer (God rest his soul). Did someone pay for that product placement? Shit if I know.

--Man, I cringe at the thought of what a disaster the Raditz fight might have been if Goku had brought along Krillin and Roshi instead of Piccolo. I guess Roshi could have pumped up and done his best Kamehameha if Raditz let him live long enough.

--Turns out the last meal of Raditz’s life is going to be a bear and some weird-looking piece of fruit, it looks like an apple straight out of Yellow Submarine or something.

--Is it mandatory or something that every episode cut to Chi-Chi cleaning around the house and commenting on how smart Gohan is? Did they pay the Japanese voice actress for episodes she wasn’t originally in and then just go, “fuck it, make her say some lines, let’s get some of our money’s worth”?

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